Lucky You!

Are you envious of folks who speak other languages? That’s a bygone worry. Today, there’s no need to learn any other tongue—you can use intelligent apps to translate texts in a flash, and to do instantaneous interpretation of your speech. They’ll speak flawlessly in any desired language using your own voice with a perfect accent. Once you’ve handed over real-time translation to your smartphone, your communication with foreigners will be far superior to what you yourself could have done, even after many years of study. At first you’ll be surprised to hear the strange sounds being uttered by your very own voice, but soon you’ll get used to that exotic sensation, and it will be a sheer delight—so much more fun than clumsily stumbling around in the heavy fog of an alien tongue. That’s a no-brainer.