No one cares who will lead the Tories next, not even them

Except not even the Lucky Five remaining candidates seem to have a clue what is going on. It was only when they turned up shortly before 4pm that they discovered the event was actually starting at 4.15pm and what the format was going to be. The organisers had obviously decided to keep them out the loop. Keep them on their toes. On a need-to-know basis. Or maybe if the 1922 Committee didn’t even know what was going on, there was less chance of the contestants coming prepared. Piss-up and brewery came to mind.