Let’s Have a Long Talk About Our Relationship Just Before Bed!

I assume you’re fluffing your pillow because it’ll make for a comfortable object to lean against as I cite the physical affection that your friend Dylan reflexively shows toward his partner as the kind that you once showed toward me but for some reason stopped. After a few lukewarm denials, you’ll go into the reasons for this cessation, which will lead me to become snappishly defensive, and we’ll devolve into a vicious cycle in which you utter variations on “This is exactly what I’m talking about” and “My eyelids are drooping, can we deal with this tomorrow?”