The inciting incident for yesterday’s deranged chapter was another comms chief leaving, followed by an objectively hilarious call for Starmer’s resignation by the Scottish Labour leader, Anas Sarwar, that accidentally forced Labour’s big guns to swing publicly behind Starmer. That said, you couldn’t claim the cabinet came off as one big happy family, with a minister briefing darkly: “We’ve all been made to tweet.” Buck up, Cruz. Think of Sarwar as the Labour family’s Brooklyn Beckham, the latter having notably observed last month that “Family ‘love’ is decided by how much you post on social media”.