Olympic swimmer Adam Peaty was clearly inspired by Brooklyn – imagine! – and has followed his lead, becoming Adam Ramsay Peaty after tying the knot with Gordon’s daughter Holly. Even if these men’s sole motivation was adding insult to injury for the parents they’ve each fallen out with – the Peatys and Beckhams weren’t invited to their sons’ late December nuptials/2025 vow-renewal, respectively – who cares? Spite is as good a place as any for progress to emerge from.