I was there when they randomly decided to paper the pub’s entire exterior in gold foil. I was there for groundbreaking drag contest Lipsync1000, where many of the UK’s most infamous queens began, including Drag Race UK star Bimini Bon Boulash. I was there when they served microwaved pasta in that bizarre period during Covid when licensed venues could only open if they served food. They charged £1 per meal and called it “Diana’s Delish Dish”. I wasn’t there for the New Year’s Eve party when Chelsea Clinton showed up – I’ve kicked myself ever since.