But how heartbreaking to look at the parade of henchmen and their out-of-towner wives and realise that there was absolutely no sign of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos. What happened? Not only did Jeff’s Amazon pay hysterically over the odds to license and market the film, but he and Lauren have never met a red carpet they didn’t love. Certainly since she manscaped him and couples-dressed him and told him that that boring vanilla thing he did drove her wild. For the couture shows earlier this week, Lauren and Jeff rolled into Paris like Panzers – and were received with as little resistance – but were nowhere to be found at the premiere on Thursday night.