Actually, you know what? Caleb, my darling, I’m reflecting on our previous interaction and I fear that my saying, “You broke your iPad,” was really blame-forward phrasing and might cause you feelings of shame or guilt. No, you’re not feeling that? Well, just to be safe, I want to revise my words so that they carry less accusation. How’s this: “Your iPad became broken while in your possession”? That’s better. Right, yeah, you can keep watching “PAW Patrol.”journey-inline-newsletterinline-newsletter