Injured at work? I will bite the headquarters of the company that’s responsible, chew up the chain-link fence around its employee parking lot, and gnaw the vents of its HVAC system from the outside. After seeing this, the wrongdoers usually rush to settle. Trip on a sidewalk? I will bite that sidewalk. I crush the concrete or slate or asphalt with my powerful molars, and snip the nearest street sign off at the base with my incisors. Then—watch the compensation dollars roll in! Maybe some powerful biter has bitten you, and you are thinking of biting back on your own. I strongly recommend against that. The big biters out there are well protected. Perhaps you’ve heard the phrase “eat the rich”? Maybe you’ve even seen the recipes—Filet of Ackman au Gratin, Roast Bezos Stuffed with Kochs?journey-inline-newsletterinline-newsletter