“All the U.S. is asking for is a place called Greenland,” Trump said in a wide-reaching appearance that hopscotched from Somali fraud to former President Joe Biden’s mental acumen to his Treasury Secretary’s football draft potential. The stemwinder emanated from an American leader who has conflated fealty to his agenda with dodging “World War 3” in the Arctic orbit. He accused Denmark—which controls Greenland as a semi-autonomous part of its kingdom—of being “ungrateful,” branded NATO a lopsided ally for the United States, and repeatedly painted Greenland as a de facto part of North America dating back to the Nazi era.